This CRAZY Excuse Kept A Student From Going To College

They’re everywhere. You might have heard one or two from friends or co-workers, or perhaps you’ve even used one on yourself. Yep. Excuses to not attend college are everywhere.

At Park University, we want to help you get out of your own way and just GO FOR IT! Here’s just a few of the excuses we’ve heard recently:
“Campus squirrels are too aggressive.”
“I’m going to be famous instead.”
“I can’t find my car.”
“My highlighter dried out.”
“I’m currently preoccupied with hunting Sasquatch.”
“I just keep forgetting.”

Sure, these excuses are a bit over-the-top, but they’re just like every other excuse out there.

An excuse.

Give us a call (888-214-9941) and let one of our Excuse Abatement Specialists help you, or visit to get started today.